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paxil Jargon Coiner (#3)
An irregular feature that aims to give you advance warning of new jargon
that we've just made up.
* LILOSPLAININ': Arduous process of explaining why there's now a LILO boot
prompt on the office computer.
Example: "John had some lilosplainin' to do after his boss turned on the
computer and the Windows splash screen didn't appear."
* UPTIME DOWNER: Depression that strikes a Linux sysadmin after his uptime
is ruined. Can be caused by an extended power outtage, a pet chewing
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urgent need to reboot into Windows to read a stupid Word document.
* OSTR (Off-Switch Total Recall): The sudden recollection of something
terribly important you need to do online that occurs exactly 0.157
seconds after you've shut down your computer.
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